The Morrisette Trial

William Galfinnan was arrested in the early hours of yesterday morning for repeatedly defacing the lyrics to the Alanis Morrisette classic "Ironic".

The court heard several eye witness accounts which claimed that the defendant, Mr W. Galfinnan, crassly posted alternative versions of the globally acclaimed hit song on his blog "http://www.firingmrt.blogspot.com/".

The court heard the following exert:

And isn't it slightly Kubrick...don't you think
A little Stanley Kubrick...and, yeah, I really do think...

It's like puddles of half eaten diiiiice on a half bent day,
It's the liquid priiiiide that you just didn't drink
It's the homo-erotic connotations that Corrination street brings
And Who would've thought... Lions have ATTITUDE!

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on Pike
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you catch pike.

The case continues.......