The French Knee Maker

Belico Diver was French. Well, he knew a guy who's Auntie went to chess club that was run by a bloke named Aidy Petit, but still.

Belicio also had an amazing gift. He made Knee's for a living. He discovered his knee crafting skills whilst Kiaking in Mumbai where he concocted a mixture of powdered river, night, a single droplet of Mumbanian Nockle Root and finally, Tesco value Jam.

After a few tweaks, Belicio's formula became a village hit and soon spread nationwide. He had given hope to millions of patients from Scunthorpe to The Pillow Islands and was awarded the key to the city of Checkers, Bampton UK.

Belicio has 5 sons - Cone, Luker, The sign , March Dancer and Wilf and is happily married to Veronica (aka my little china doll). They live in the So region in Pars, France.