My Shelf is full of things that aren't mine

My Shelf is full of things that aren't mine.
I have a set of Worrows I borrowed from Kline.
I've got dribbling metal cubes, which spill randomly around 1pm.
A shrine I took from a pancake factory that is dedicated to a guy named Peter Mosely.
I've got a row of F7 keys I gathered from a local scrap yard AND a signed copy of Mighty Ducks II.
Sometimes I wonder how its ended up this way whilst listening to my lookalike audio books.