My Shelf is full of things that aren't mine

My Shelf is full of things that aren't mine.
I have a set of Worrows I borrowed from Kline.
I've got dribbling metal cubes, which spill randomly around 1pm.
A shrine I took from a pancake factory that is dedicated to a guy named Peter Mosely.
I've got a row of F7 keys I gathered from a local scrap yard AND a signed copy of Mighty Ducks II.
Sometimes I wonder how its ended up this way whilst listening to my lookalike audio books.

The Caramel Pond

The sign simple Reads:
The caramal pond
Stood in the centre of a park made of grey,
The cameral pond gloops here,
Like a hot pot of clay.
Caramac Lilly Pads and banoffe bug towers,
Rolo twisted water banks,
And toffee apple flowers.
~
It does stick out among all this grey. Is it natural?
It's a golden brown colour and it's shimmering.
Its weirdly organic.....except....
I can see a half eaten copy of Kevin Costner's auto-biography near the entrance.


Costner's face on the front page has been replaced by a picture of the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny. 
I can also see a pond Skater, he's in big trouble - what the hell was he thinking?
Like so many others, this is too wierd to sum up - I'm tuning back into normal.